But somehow parents, who refuse to teach their kids how to protect themselves or only let them listen to “Christians” like this guy, are shocked when their kid gets crabs or pregnant

“Well, there’s no sex on the sex tape. For it to get characterized that way, I mean, that kind of sucks,” he said in an interview with Spin magazine.

Clintonian parsing notwithstanding, Stapp says things got awkward between him and his video costar after the incident.

“What sucks about that is Bob — Kid Rock — and I were friends,” he told the magazine. “He’d been over to my house and we jammed and hung out. We were in Tampa playing with Metallica, and I walked into his trailer and there were some strippers. It’s a time in his life and a time in my life that we’d like to put behind us and not publicize because we have children now, and they’re in school, and their friends read. I know he was pretty pissed off at me when that came out.”

The 45-minute tape didn’t surface until 2006, when Stapp successfully blocked it from being released. Stapp and Kid Rock still aren’t speaking.

“We haven’t sat down face-to-face,” Stapp said. “I did apologize to him that I didn’t just burn that thing. I thought that was a skeleton in the closet that would never find the light of day.”

This party runs on freedom of choice, free market, let the people choose, small government etc, when it is on items of their choice like not helping poor people or de-regulation so businesses can run wild, however when it comes to personal life choices such as abortion and marriage, they feel it is the governments job to step in and make people’s personal choices. So to get that right it seems like businesses,entities and markets should have free reign but individuals personal choices should be regulated. I just don’t get that. Carrie also runs on Christian morals. In her bible it says that homosexuals should be beheaded and sex tapes only deserves a slap on the wrist, especially when its with yourself, right??…In the bible I read all sins are the same, not one greater than the other. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but it unnerves me when people use religious views when its convenient and then when their righteousness is questioned they always give the cliche answer “no one is perfect.” God gave everyone free will. It is not our right to force someone to follow the truths in the bible. God never forced anyone or prevented them from doing what they wanted. If that was the case there would be no mistakes because God knows our end from our beginning and all the things in between. We have to make a conscious effort everyday to try to follow it to the best of our ability but he will not make us. Those that choose to walk outside of God’s spiritual laws will have to answer to him, we aren’t the jury on that one. I will leave there because that can turn into an entire other conversation.

Back to Carrie. When she first stated her position during the pageant I was very supportive of her right to give her opinion although the questions wasn’t worded great and she didn’t really listen to it because if she had.. belief or not he wasn’t really asking her the question she gave an answer to. She seems to do that often…go around questions or answer what she wants kind of like someone else she admires. But she did answer it that way and it was okay to express her opinion. She is saying that she is persecuted for her belief, but like everyone keeps saying, there a lot of people who believe the institution of marriage is between a man and woman including the President and other people in public positions. Therefore, it is my opinion that this never started about her beliefs as much as it is about her attitude which by the way is beyond nasty, self-righteous and downright hypocritical. People are really attacking her for that. It isn’t what you say its what you do. Character is what you are doing when no one is watching. When no one is watching her she is making sex tapes and taking nude photos, which she claims was so long ago… she is only 22. When everyone is watching she is talking about sexism, Christian beliefs, so on and so forth. But she is being downright rude to people that are interviewing her. There are people saying, “she didn’t ask for the tapes to come out.” She may not have but neither did Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian but it sure does always make the person more famous. Come on people,…new book…new sex tape…new pics… =scandal…=SALES!!! That is how people get reality shows, book deals, etc. If it weren’t for the scandals no one would care. How do you think Sarah Palin wrote a book, by which I might need an interpreter to read. What gets me is Carrie’s response to Larry King about being Palinized and all of that left side elitist junk which was complete nonsense….Since the rise of Sarah Palin many Republicans resort to defending ignorance. Public speaking skills and intellect go out the window and when you are called on it you are being an elitist.. are you kidding me….who wants their President or any public officials conducting business by winking at you and using catch phrases…if that were a Democrat with lousy public speaking skills they would throw them under the bus and there would be no sympathy. I digress…. Carrie further states that “Conservative” women are mocked and picked on.. blah, blah….cry me a river…When you choose a public position whether it be beauty queen or politician there is a certain level of scrutiny that goes along with that so therefore dear if you make a sex tape…people will find it and talk about it, even if you were 5 years old when you did it…if your teenage daughter gets pregnant…people will talk about it. But it would be the same if it were Michelle Obama. If Mahlia turned up pregnant at 16 people would have a field day with it or if Sasha got older and had a sex tape…same thing. That is not a partisan issue it is anyone in the public with any relevance because it makes a good story not because you are a Republican or a Democrat. She is not a victim and if she wanted to keep a low profile she could have, but she is writing tell all books and going on shows and the public and media are only supposed to ask her comfortable questions and forget the rest…yeah right. What is happening to her is unfortunately the nature of the beast…but it is the beast she is choosing. The title of her book is “Still Standing” if that is so stand up and take responsibility, get over being the victim, if you have an opinion you are free to voice it but don’t be scared of those voices that come back at you. I just can’t keep doing the GOP victim thing. Sure media is slanted at times on both sides and sure they edit things, but they can only work with what you give them so I suggest people just tighten up their material, be knowledgeable about what you will be discussing, come prepared to answer questions…even tough ones…prepare to have your dirty laundry aired especially sex tapes, brace yourself for the backlash that will come either way and move on to the next thing.

Bottom line, Carrie isn’t really likeable, she gives bad interviews, she doesn’t answer questions and always seems to be on the offensive unless she is talking to FOX news…go figure…has she ever heard of the catch phrase “you catch bees better with honey”…probably not.

So I guess we are stuck with another victim that everybody is picking on, first Sarah Palin, then Joe the plumber, now Carrie the ex-beauty queen turned author and porn actress. What next????

Hitting back at her ex, Ojani Noa, Miss Lopez has also launched a $10 million lawsuit over his plans to use their private homemade sex tape in a movie about their life together.

Titled “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The JLo and Ojani Noa Story, “ Jennifer is reportedly desperate to stop Ojani from making public “11+ hours of previously unseen home video footage of Jennifer Lopez and Ojani Noa”, according to court papers.

According to her lawsuit, filmmaker Ed Meyer, who is also being sued, warned the singer’s lawyers that the footage shows the superstar “in revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room footage from their honeymoon.”

Her lawsuit insists the footage will cause her “irreparable harm” with the damage “difficult or impossible to measure” – but “not less than $10,000,000.”

A full hearing on the matter is scheduled for Tuesday (November 10).

And it appears that Vivid will put out Carrie’s sex tape but is trying to get her to sign off on it first just to cover their asses.

I don’t see how they’ll get Prejean’s okay because she’s acting like the complete jesus freak even though she’s pretty much done everything naughty a girl can do. I just want to see her nudes.

Vivid Entertainment already has the first tape and is attempting to negotiate its release with Carrie Prejean, according to TMZ. Now would be a good time to pray.

“When you’re young, you think, This is the one,” Prejean continued while trying to justify her reasoning at the time for making the video. “Never did I think it would come and just slap me right in the face.”

Carrie was a teenager when the nude video sex tape was sent to her then boyfriend. Must be nice to live in this day and age and be hot and young enough to get sent some porn like that.

Back in my day I remember dating a chick and she had her sister take a nude for me with a polariod and I thought I was king of the world. Of course I hid said photo in a stack of magazines that I kept in a closet at my grandmother’s house and forgot it was there. Years later I remembered and was all “Holy shit”. Luckily the photo was still there but in about the last magazine that I looked in. Panic ran freely like the buffalo did once. Sometimes I wish I’d have kept that nudie instead of letting worry consume me and burning it. To this day I don’t have a single naked pic/vid of any of my exes and it’s a crying shame.

I’ll bet that someone’s ass was in full diamon manufacturing mode right about then.

At least they aren’t going to make Carrie pay them back for her breast enlargement surgery that the Miss USA people paid for.

I wonder if the sextape was filmed prior to the big knockers being set in.

The tape apparently shows J.Lo standing in front of a mirror staring at herself in her bra and panties while showing off her ass. In a different scene Ojani chases her around their bedroom and gives her a spanking.

Or I’d be looking for sea shells… one or the other though, never both.

First of all, it’s definitely her. The tape was shot in 2004 when Leighton was 18. The pic on the left is Leighton at the “Silver Spoon Hollywood Buffet” in September 2004. Check out the two necklaces. Now check out the two necklaces on the topless pic. Through careful masturbatory analysis, I’ve determined they match. So what does this all mean? It means this post is about ten times creepier than I meant it to be.

After being dated and dumped on-air by 46-year-old Danielle Staub — the “prostitution whore,” as cast member Theresa Giudice called her in Tuesday night’s finale — Steve Zalewski, 27, is coming out of the woodworks to say that he’s got videos of the two of them engaging in various sex acts.

Her sister on the other hand while never giving birth, lately she’s put on how shall i put this… she’s a lard ass like Kim Kardashian. I’ll bet that Lachey is laughing himself silly right now. Bitch wants to leave, let her leave and if she gets all porkered (word?) out then BONUS!

So the only real conclusion to this “Which Simpson sister to fuck” sceanario is that it’s neither. Let them both suck yer nuts and swallow your goo and then later you can score some primo celebrity pussy like Britney Spe… ahahaha I can’t even type that.